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Russian Army Test

danclarkedesigns — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 10:14:24 +0000

This was pretty popular in Russian blogs lately, so we post it here.

So what you see is what to be said an entry level test leaked from Russian army. Here is the translation: ‘Six questions that help to identify any hidden psychological diseases young soldier might. If the soldier can’t see the number in one of the 6 circles on the test picture, the he likely might having:

Can’t see circle 1: High agression, proneness to conflict, the recommendation is to add more physical excercise and cold showers.

Can’t see circle 2: Possible low than average intellectual abilities, can’t serve with sophisticated equipment.

Can’t see circle 3: Possible debauchery, soldier should get increased daily ration, should get more physical activity tasks, should not be connected to food supplies, etc.

Can’t see circle 4: Possible inclination to violence, can be assigend as a leader to his unit, as he can preserve discipline.

Can’t see circle 5: Possible latent homosexuality. Can be light uncontrolled accesses of attraction to the same sex.

Can’t see circle 6: Possible schizophreanic tendency. Required additional inspection.

Every soldier should be tested before assignment, according to the order #2299.’

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(Via English Russia.)

Audio Sound File Converter Software- Convert to wav, mp3, wma etc.

danclarkedesigns — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:42:45 +0000

Audio Sound File Converter Software- Convert to wav, mp3, wma etc.: ”

Switch Audio File Conversion Software

Convert and encode sound files on Windows and Mac

Audio converter for Windows or Mac OS X. Convert audio files from many different file formats to mp3, wav or wma. For example convert wav to mp3, mp3 to wav, wma to mp3 or many other formats. Just add the files you want to convert, select the output format, and then click convert.
Convert to Mp3 from multiple formats
Normalize music volume levels
Extract audio from videos

Converts a variety of audio file formats to mp3 or …”

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SourceForge.net: Mac OS X Ext2 Filesystem

danclarkedesigns — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:09:25 +0000

SourceForge.net: Mac OS X Ext2 Filesystem: “SourceForge.net

An implementation of the Ext2 (Linux) filesystem for Mac OS X.

ext2fsx_dev – 1.4d4
Last Update: Dec 03 2006

18 jQuery scripts and tutorials to improve your portfolio

danclarkedesigns — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:04:24 +0000

18 jQuery scripts and tutorials to improve your portfolio: ”

For freelancing designers, the online portfolio is one the best ways to get some work. Every prospect will check it before hiring you for the job, so it must be good. JQuery can be a great tool to improve your portfolio, whether it’s for eye candy, usability or functionalities. In the following collection you will find some great jQuery scripts and tutorials that’s help you to get a better portfolio… and find more graphic design jobs!

1. jQuery tabs

Tabs can be a great way to make informations about a project quickly available without leaving the page. For example you can insert project details in a secondary tab because you know that only a few visitors will have interest in it.

2. jQuery cycle

If you want to show a project’s evolution, jQuery cycle could be the way to go. It is basically a slideshow with cool transition effects, and the ability to use different actions to move from one slide to another.

3. Coda Bubble

If you are going to use a tooltip to display further technical informations, do it with style. This script and tutorial teaches you to create a bubble just as pretty as the ones on Coda’s website.

4. jQuery Zoom

If you have designs where the details have a lot of importance, you should use this script to let your site’s visitors know that you don’t neglect details in your designs.

5. Flip Box

Nice flipping effect for your divs, images, or whatever you want to put in it.

6. jQuery Multimedia portfolio

A cool carousel jQuery that allows you to display different media types, perfect for multimedia designers.

7. Coda slider

If you read a lot of web design blogs, you’ve probably seen this one over and over. I still could not leave it out of this list as it’s a great way to display design work.

8. Kwicks

Nifty little effect for menus, can also be used for other things if you are creative (and I am sure you are).

9. jQuery Treeview plugin

If you have a lot of projects and designs to show, this could be the right navigation to use for your portfolio.

10. jQuery filterable portfolio

Excellent tutorial to create a filterable portfolio with jQuery.

11. LavaLamp menu effect

Beautiful menu effect that captures your attention towards the menu element you are hovering.

12. jQuery Calculator

Want to get rid of people with too low budgets? This could be the way to go. The jQuery Calculation plugin could allow you to give an estimate of what their request will cost.

13. jQuery form validation

Tired of receiving incomplete form submissions from your portfolio site? Try the jQuery form validation plugin and the people trying to contact you will not be able to send a message if they didn’t fill in the form properly.

14. jQuery Accordion menu

In your portfolio you will probably want to emphasize on your content and images. Accordion menus can be a good way to declutter your sidebar and give more space to content.

15. jQuery sequential list

It’s good to explain your workflow on your portfolio website, it gives your potential clients a good indication of what they can expect when working with you. Using a sequential list is a good way to do this, learn how in Web Designer Wall’s tutorial.

16. jqTransform

Good form styling does not only look nicer, it’s also often more usable.

17. jQuery Virtual Tour

If you are really proud of your studio, you can give a good feel of what it looks like with this virtual tour jQuery plugin.

18. jQuery Image Notes

To give informations about an image or project, image notes are the perfect solution. You can easily point out details and give in-context explanations.

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BWAINZ!!!

danclarkedesigns — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:57:04 +0000

BWAINZ!!!: ”

BWAINZ!!! You let him watch another zombie movie, didn’t you?

he rly lurvs dat zombie kitteh movee, huh?

picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Obiwanbeeohbee

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(Via Lolcats.)

60 Beautiful Ubuntu Desktop Wallpapers

danclarkedesigns — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 07:53:56 +0000

60 Beautiful Ubuntu Desktop Wallpapers: ”

We’ve previously showcased some really nice Mac wallpapers and Windows wallpapers. This time around we want to give Ubuntu a try. This following entry is dedicated to all you Ubuntu users. We figured you could wear it proud and for starters, a nice Ubuntu wallpaper on the desktop.

Finding sets of nice looking Ubuntu wallpapers was one challenging task and here’s what we managed to collect – 60 Beautiful Ubuntu Desktop Wallpapers. Full list after jump.

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(Via hongkiat.com.)

Socked glowing crystals create surprisingly un-blingy ceiling lamps

danclarkedesigns — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 09:33:58 +0000

Socked glowing crystals create surprisingly un-blingy ceiling lamps: ”

This is the most indulgent yet elegantly beautiful room lighting design I’ve seen in a while–it’s a series of hanging mesh sacks of varying lengths with Swarovski crystals in them. The creators are actually longtime chandelier designers Diller Scofidio + Renfro–they presented this at a Miami design show last winter. [via Yanko Design]

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(Via Boing Boing Gadgets.)

PackageFactory Converts any Windows Program to Run on a U3 Drive [Downloads]

danclarkedesigns — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 09:29:21 +0000

PackageFactory Converts any Windows Program to Run on a U3 Drive [Downloads]: ”

Windows only: If you’ve been holding your breath for a portable version of one of your favorite Windows applications, it might be time to take matters into your own hands. PackageFactory helps convert your applications.

PackageFactory is a small application that assists you in bundling applications to be used on your U3 enabled flash drive. According to the makers you can package any Windows program although the more complex the application’s dependencies the trickier the packaging. Thankfully the automated wizard does a fantastic job and you’ll rarely have to dig around in the manual features to get an application to work. For a step by step tutorial on converting an application and adding it to your U3 drive, check out the MakeUseOf article below. Otherwise you can jump right in by going to the publisher’s site and grabbing the tiny app. PackageFactory is free for personal use and is Windows only.

(Via Lifehacker.)

Neowin interviews DestroyTwitter developer Jonnie Hallman

danclarkedesigns — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 15:48:27 +0000

Neowin interviews DestroyTwitter developer Jonnie Hallman: “

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With Twitter’s increasing popularity and growth into the mainstream media, many developers have come forward with both mobile and desktop clients that are meant to make your Twitter life just a little easier to manage. One such developer, Jonnie Hallman, and his Twitter client, DestroyTwitter, entered the game pretty late, but that hasn’t stopped the software from gaining a large following in the four months it’s been available. Neowin recently sat down with Jonnie and asked him about the piece of software that’s has him suddenly standing in a very bright spotlight.

NW: To get things started, Jonnie, why don’t you tell Neowin a little about yourself.

Jonnie: I’m 22 and located in Baltimore and was brought up in a small town in Mac…”

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63 Wallpapers for Designers | Post | Outlaw Design Blog

danclarkedesigns — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:49:06 +0000

63 Wallpapers for Designers | Post | Outlaw Design Blog:

63 Wallpapers for Designers

By Danny Outlaw
on March 3, 2008

Graphic designers, are you looking for some cool wallpaper for your computer? Tired of all the crappy wallpaper websites out there with nothing but pictures of Britney Spears before she got fat? Well I have spent a few hours gathering some cool wallpapers especially for designers.

Check out the stuff below for some really cool wallpapers for designers and other cool people.

Feel free to share a link to your favorite wallpapers and wallpaper sites. Add your links to the comments and share the love!

Download this wallpaper Here

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